Finding myself in a Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever situation by naming my product something terrible and having it fail miserably

ME: oh god oh no everything is falling apart what am I gonna do ALSO ME: I folded Charlie's blanket over him and he's a BIT grumpy about it

Garlic cured and processed

Having a devastating social hangover from seeing like 25 people I love at the same time

Something that's bad about being self-employed is I can't get a promotion. But I can eat more jelly beans

Montell Jordan advises, “You gotta get your groove on before you go get paid,” but I think I might have missed a few preliminary steps

It's trash wasp season

Crypto guys heard “Neither a borrower nor a lender be” and were like, OR BE BOTH AT ONCE WITH LEVERAGED YIELD-FARMING

@FlyknifeComics and I have been riffing on “The Killing of a Sacred Deer” for years at this point

I was brought into this world to help people (with technology problems of a general nature)

*watching The Practice and crying* I love you District Attorney Helen Gamble

Can't believe Hillbilly Elegy could have just been forgotten. Now it will be remembered forever

Harvested my first ever crop of garlic and now the apartment smells so overwhelmingly of garlic that it's invading my dreams

Contracted the flu! It was not a good weekend

Often when I need to relax I'll listen to the Lemmings Paintball soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH-6dcf9vvw

Occasionally I'll do Night Morning, which is coffee at night

Being all “Do you like polished stones?” at the speed-dating event

Got some new shorts but the brand “Ripzone” has me worried about the stitching

Thinking of getting into blood doping because they don't test for that in programming

LCD Soundsystem songs are like Nova Scotian weather – if you don't like it, just wait 15 minutes

Disappointing my cousins daily by not having created a mega-popular piece of software by now

*listens to oldies internet radio for 1 hour* I would DIE for Megan & Ainsley with the Oldies Summer Cruiser

Realizing a fundamental truth about the relationship between love and power and then just like, forgetting it