*trying to write a LinkedIn post* Problems of computer? why not hire
Dropping all current projects to focus on something called ComputerBike
Genocides Joe and Justin high-fiving because a Netanyahu Alert just popped up on the Lies Computer
Sometimes if the computer takes an extra long time to do something, I'm like, βComputer!!β
NO, I am not βon the computer all dayβ. I am on SEVERAL computers all day
Taking βvacationβ this week by only playing the most boring computer games and not thinking about terrifying AI
Not enough board games use a dedicated computer terminal to drive the gameplay, he said ominously
I must admit I had a Dilbert phase in my early teens... I think the idea of a job where I could drink coffee and be on the computer all day appealed to me
They should make a computer game where you start off with a melee weapon, quickly find a pistol, get an underwhelming submachine gun after that, and then a shotgun
If you need a mental health break, I have some nice relaxing computer games to recommend:
Thought I deserved a treat so I ordered myself a copper ingot using the computer
Partnered with the m3lon kitchen management platform to power my kitchen computer but contractually I had to implement a version of their asinine melon selector
My fun Sunday night project is to repurpose the old wolfOS terminal into a proper kitchen computer. What would YOU want it to do?
I grew up with Amiga computers and every so often get back into emulating them. I will now tell you how awesome they are as I dig through some classic software.
Maybe I should wear more computer science t-shirts to better highlight that aspect of myself
There aren't a ton of jokes in Deus Ex: Human Revolution, but I like how they explain how few emails there are on the computers
Holding down 'option' to delete the whole word is probably the most time-saving computer thing I know
Most nights I have no trouble lucid dreaming, but other times, it's like, βIt's snowing INSIDE? Weird, someone cover up the computersβ